Garbage

There once was a little boy named Bobby. Bobby had a magical fork. The forks name was Jimmy. Jimmy could do no evil, he only did things for good and was always in a good mood. One day Bobby and Jimmy ran into a evil straw named Paul. Paul had a best evil friend that was a balloon. Bobby thought that it was really dumb having a balloon and a straw as an evil item thing. The straw and the balloon got mad that Bobby thought that they are dumb, so they went all evil and started to attack and the fork used magical powers to spawn a Necklace, a puzzle piece, a toothpick, a bobby pin and a button. With all of them against those two the evil ones had no chance. so they tried to fight and the evil ones lost and it all went back to normal.

Bobby and the Jimmy got really board because there was nothing else to do so they turned evil and did every thing evil. They robbed banks, held people hostage and anything else that was evil. Finally they got board of that too because they did everything evil possible. So they had nothing to do so they went home and played board-games. They only had three and they played them all and still had nothing to do. When they got so board that they couldn't do anything they finally moved to Alkida and turned into an Alkida member and when they were talking in an Arabian language, there come the crocodile hunter. He comes up to them and says "Croy-key" the Alkida members all replied... "Croy-key, Croy-key, what the Croy-key!" Then the crocodile hunter went up to them and and poked them with a stick. "ALALALALA," "Oh He's Angry!" And then the Alkida members killed the crocodile hunter by using a stingray. Then they got arrested and that was the end of them.

Favorite Genre of Music

My favorite genre of music is rap. Most rap artist make very good songs and the only rapper that I really don't like is 'Lil Wayne. I believe that all of his songs are bad except No Love because it is with Eminem which is my favorite rap artist. The only other rapper that I really like is 50 Cent. 50 Cent and Eminem make good music by themselves and when they make a song together. One of my favorite songs that they are both in is Encore. The song is also with Dr. Dre who is the producer to all of the people in Aftermath records and that has Eminem and 50 Cent in it but they made there own record too. Eminem's is Shady records and 50 Cent made G-Unit records. Now I want to know what is your favorite music genre.

Picture Journal

Gabriel Iglesias is the funniest comedian ever. He is quite large in size and all his jokes are about himself. Gabriel has a lot of jokes about his son and what he hears people say. He has a joke about the seven levels of fatness. He is number four, which is fluffy. The levels are 1-Big, 2-Healthy, 3-Husky, 4-Fluffy, 5-Fat and I forgot 6 and 7. He has a joke about a new car that he got and he was going to get his friend Pedro. When he puled up to Pedro's house there was some gangsters across the street. The gangsters yelled "HEY!", he replied, "Oh, Whats up guys." The gangsters said back, "Eh, How do you fit in that thing." Gabriel responded, "HURRY UP PEDRO!"

Spring Assessment

What would you do if you worked for the king just to get doves for him so he can eat them, then when he is going to get married he wants you to get one hundred doves and you got 99? This is what happens in the story “The Hundredth Dove” by Jane Yolen. In the story it states that the Fowler job was to get doves for the king and there is a certain amount of doves that the king will have a day. The king was about to get married and wanted one hundred doves within a week. The Fowler got ninety-nine but the hundredth made the Fowler think twice and never gave the doves to the king. This story was okay because of the Fowler and the king.

The Fowler worked for the king to get him doves to eat. He had a net that would catch the birds without hurting them. He sued the net himself so it was soft so the birds wouldn’t get hurt when they got caught in it. The Fowler didn’t mind working for the king until the hundredth dove. When the king was going to get married he asked for one hundred doves so everyone that was at the marriage could eat something. The Fowler went to get one hundred doves within seven days, he caught ninety-nine in six and on the seventh he caught the hundredth and when he was walking back to his home in the woods the dove was talking to him to make the fowler let all the doves free. The Fowler wouldn’t listen and finally he did and the king never had his marriage. After that he never caught doves again, he just fed them and they loved him afterward. While the Fowler was a great character in the story so was the king.

The king is a man means what he says. When he says “I want one hundred doves” he expects one hundred doves. The king is very powerful because he is the king. He tells what happens in his town. He always tells the Fowler to get doves for him so that he and other town people have something to eat. The Fowler will listen until the hundredth dove. The king never got married because the Fowler never gave one hundred doves.

This was a great story because of the details that the Fowler and the king had. The fact that this was a great story had to be because of those two characters and how they are described. This story was very good and wasn’t too long.